Mr. E

"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:21:38 -0400

““What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.””

- Dave Barry (via quotedojo)

"All people want is someone to listen."

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:50:11 -0400

““All people want is someone to listen.””

- Hugh Elliott (via quotedojo)

"We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for all."

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:50:00 -0400

““We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for all.””

- Publilius Syrus (via quotedojo)

"Better hazard once than always be in fear."

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:49:46 -0400

““Better hazard once than always be in fear.””

- Thomas Fuller (via quotedojo)

"It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful."

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:49:33 -0400

““It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.””

- Phaedrus (via quotedojo)

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:37:43 -0400

““What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.””

- Oliver Wendell Holmes (via quotedojo)

myownequilibrium: awkwardsituationist: 98 year old dobri...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:25:12 -0400

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

Wow.

pyroluminescence:

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:24:21 -0400

pyroluminescence:

" Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. "

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:45:00 -0400

“” Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. “”

- Iris Murdoch (via quotedojo)

" Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. "

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:42:09 -0400

“” Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. “”

- Victor Hugo (via quotedojo)

pornographic-mustache: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:50:01 -0400

pornographic-mustache:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

OH MY GOD

" A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. "

Thu, 16 May 2013 03:36:03 -0400

“” A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. “”

- Margaret Fuller (via quotedojo)

" Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. "

Thu, 16 May 2013 03:35:42 -0400

“” Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. “”

- Pythagorus (via quotedojo)

" I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone. "

Thu, 16 May 2013 03:34:19 -0400

“” I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone. “”

- Bill Cosby (via quotedojo)

skeetbucket: LOL I LOST MY SHIT ONCE I SAW THE WEB

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:47:23 -0400

skeetbucket:

LOL I LOST MY SHIT ONCE I SAW THE WEB

shred-head: bearsarebeasts: cleophatrajones: ladylion: future...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:46:45 -0400

shred-head:

bearsarebeasts:

cleophatrajones:

ladylion:

futurebatgirl:

thelaughingmango:

this gif goes with every song

Just tested this with a Mumford and Sons song.

Damn, it’s true

I tried it with Pon Pon Pon and it worked…

This is the gif of life-period.

Every. Song. My god

MAN OVERBOARD - World Favorite

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:24:36 -0400

MAN OVERBOARD - World Favorite

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:13:18 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

" The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it. "

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:12:53 -0400

“” The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it. “”

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld (via quotedojo)

" All that we see and seem is but a dream within a dream. "

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:05:33 -0400

“” All that we see and seem is but a dream within a dream. “”

- Edgar Allan Poe (via quotedojo)